amanda. twenty. student. barista. texas. soon-to-be Longhorn. i just want to be happy(: i don't need anyone in my life that doesn't want to be in it.

i hate being a Pisces. story of my life -______-

Aries:Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
Taurus:OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
Gemini:Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
Cancer:*sobbing hysterically in a corner*
Leo:EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
Virgo:LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
Libra:ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
Scorpio:SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
Sagittarius:CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
Capricorn:*busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
Aquarius:*not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
Pisces:I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.
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“Why are you single?”

I don’t know, ask all the people that won’t date me.

(via actual-psychopath-greg-lestrade)

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Reblog if you want one of these in your askbox:

  • A compliment
  • A story
  • Why you follow me
  • If you met me what would you do
  • A cute message
  • One thing you want to tell me
  • One thing you want to know about me

(via lightinthedarkness)

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girlby:

this post goes out to all my followers out there who still like me

(via koifishpoifish)

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